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- Jan 9. Cartoon: Jehova chases Adam and Eve from paradise. Adam carries a cell phone
- BM: Run for your life. He's just shut down our cell phone.
- MM: Hey Big Man! Chill it.
- MY: So much fuss over a snake and an apple.
- One crummy apple and he's totally out of control.
Jan 16. Cartoon: Three people sit around a table. A huge toaster can be seen in the adjacent room.
- BM: We just love your supersized appliances!
- MM: We decided to shrink ourselves. Now food and housing cost nothing.
Jan 28. Cartoon: A surgeon washes up in the bathroom. A man, cut off at the hips is attached to the back
of the door.
BM: Don't worry. We'll install you on the Sea Cloud in a week or so.
Jan 31. Cartoon: A man and woman are in bed. He works a laptop computer. Her husband appears at the door.
BM: Damn. You've taken my best laptop.
Cartoon: Two golfers face the next hole. Their way is blocked by an array of battle tanks.
BM: They make the eighteen hole tougher every year.
Mar 6. Cartoon: Inside a cage an animal trainer snaps his whip at a lion on a chair. Another lion speaks
into the telephone.
- BM: Hello, 911. I want to report repeated abuse.
May 28. Cartoon: Adam and Eve stand in the bow of their ship, surrounded
by all the animals.
- BM: Next time let's travel first class.
- MM: I'm starving. We'll have to start butchering the animals tomorrow.
June 2. A clergyman, a policeman and a fireman stand on the window ledge of a tall building. A man leans
out of a nearby window, councelling them.
- MM: When I count to three, jump.
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